High Stakes HubNuggets and Hank

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By Patty Inglish, MS

Ship's Log Supplemental, Science Officer PI 3.1417hub1417hub, recording.

Successfully completing another HubNuggets Mission - this one in the Odds-OZ Sector, Australia Prime - Captain Sh1rl3y And3rs0n and the HubNuggets Team planned an overdue length of R & R before journeying on to the next Sector for a new round of HubNuggets Search and Enjoy.

This respite and delay were all just as well, since we were stuck in OZ, awaiting the completion of an Australian Ale sampling study by Commander B.T. Evilpants and Ensign HubNuggets Hank. They were determined to determine the various health benefits to be had from each and every variety of Australian Ale. Having completed my lobster-tail dissection data gathering with positive results, I simply watched them from the viewscreen on the ship, ever ready to beam down and assist in whatever first aid might be needed by the two dedicated researchers.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Team visited the gaming parlor and other alcoves on the promenade of the space station at Australia Prime. I wondered about forming another study project in their absence. This one would examine the odds of becoming a HubNugget Winner from out of the 18 Hubbers we would select as HubNugget Wannabes in the Odds-OZ Sector. However, I was fatigued and lobster tails were clouding my vision. They were dancing some sort of round and flinging sugar at themselves -- I was wondering the odds of ever leaving OZ...

What's wrong with the view screen? I'm a scientist, not TV repairman!
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What's wrong with the view screen? I'm a scientist, not TV repairman!

Each week we promote new Hubbers with tenure of 3 months are less, encourage them and add to the fun and exciting of growing the HubPages Community.

Three HubPages Topics rotate through the weeks and we nominates Hubs of 6 in each of the three, written in the past 7 days. We hope that you enjoy reading the 18 new Hubs and choose your favorite by selecting it by vote in the Poll at the End of Each Category.

REVIEW: As you have learned through reading and re-reading Ms. Zsuzsy Bee's Hub-ctionary, a HubNugget Wannabe is the Hubber that wrote one of the 18 Nominated Hubs. The Top 9 HubNugget Winners (3 in each category), chosen by you, the Reading Public, will be the HubNuggets of the week (a written nugget being something delicious to read).

Who, Where, When, Why, and What are the Odds?

CRITERIA: How do writers become chosen? Read Sh1rley And3rs0n's Scientific Criteria and FAQ.

The odds of a Wannabe (nominated new writer) becoming a HubNugget among the 9 Winners out of 18 nominations is 9:18 or 1:2. Variables affecting HubNugget Victory during the next week of voting are very R,C,P,and E:

  1. Resourcefulness: Increase the number of votes you can gain for yourself by contacting friends, family, colleagues, FaceBook and MySpace friends, YahooGroups and GoogleGroups, and contacts on other social networking sites, such as StumbleUpon, Digg, Mixx, Tagfoot, and others; post your nomination status in your Blog - or start a Blog and include it;
  2. Creativity: write another Hub about how much fun you're having as a Hubber, including your status as a HubNugget Wannabe;
  3. Participation: Join the 30 Hubs in 30 Days and weekly HubMob challenges and make yourself better known in that manner. Enter the Helpful Health Hubs Contest this month. Comment on topics in the forums, but avoid posting about your HubNugget Wannabe race or including links to your Hubs in the forums.
  4. Encouragement: Invite your friends to join HubPages and get a shot at becoming a future HubNugget. Have fun creating networks of friends on HubPages.

RCPE – That sounds like recipe, of which you'll find many on HubPages and in B.T. Evilpants's bunker and his UFP Hubbertise galley.

You might enjoy joining Hubpages if you are not already a member. Its free. If you would like to join, it takes just a minute, so click here and join the fun and fortune.

The HubNuggets Team

Two HubPages Mission Control Managers guide us in the HubNuggets project. They are outstanding writers, which is how they were awarded their employment. -- Maddie Ruud, community manager, and Jason Menayan, marketing manager. They monitor, analyze, and apply various data to ensure the smooth operations of the HubPages universe and create new Writing Challenges, Contests, and other community activities. No odds are necessary to figure that they've boosted the success and enjoyment of HubPages - a great place to write!

 

You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair!

Captain Sh1rley is looking like a lobster to me; I should have gone on R & R...
Captain Sh1rley is looking like a lobster to me; I should have gone on R & R...
Mobius Strip Delicatessen and Grenade Development Corp. Does it follow the Prime Directive or a Primitive Direction?
Mobius Strip Delicatessen and Grenade Development Corp. Does it follow the Prime Directive or a Primitive Direction?
Ms. Bee discovered a secret kitchen where the locals make home remedies. She set to work immediately with her tricorder.
Ms. Bee discovered a secret kitchen where the locals make home remedies. She set to work immediately with her tricorder.
Ms. RedElf uncovered a secret society of ancient calculators. They seem only to give a limited number of answers, however...
Ms. RedElf uncovered a secret society of ancient calculators. They seem only to give a limited number of answers, however...
Ensign HubNuggets Hank just looks too happy to me. I must speak to the Captain...
Ensign HubNuggets Hank just looks too happy to me. I must speak to the Captain...

Sh1rl3y And3rs0nOdds are that you're getting to know Captain Shirley on HubPages as leader of the HubNuggets Team missions. You've likely seen her past service on HubMob – where, with fine-tuned accuracy, she compiled the weekly submissions, created polls for choosing favorites, and reported results to the eager HP Forums.

Captain And3rs0n also has had some musical success with a series of albums of old standards with a small percentage of spoken lyrics. The Captain is a renown writer and has just completed a tell-all novel entitled, "Get a HubNugget."

The Captain's new CD single is Will Be (flip side, Hey Ruud!; third side, Captain Sh1rley's HubNuggets Wannabe Band).

B.T. Evilpants – The odds-on favorite or simply Odds Bodkins? Inventor of the 3-D Nuclear Abacus and Gravy Ladle, Mr. Evilpants runs a shadow government built on the square roots of negative numbers and other elusive butterflies.

Mr. 'pants has taken over culinary control of the universe. Please visit Mobius Strip Delicatessen and Grenade Development, just next door to the International Space Station.

Zsuzsy Bee – Zsuzsy Bee is mathematical and word-ical at once, able to recite the entire Hub-ctionary, while counting the words simulataneously with numbering flocks of ducks and chickens and the number of corn kernels they eat. This feat of genius might otherwise require the use of a Three Way Oh-Nova, but she has invented her own brand of tricorder to document such data in milliseconds.

This new tricorder iteration may prove effective in the ale data project and I must consult Mr. Evilpants and Ensign HubNuggets Hank.

Addendum: The odds of enjoying Ms. Bee's Hubs is 1:1, or a sure thing.

RedElf – Cats are oddly statistical 100%, having 9 lives. Her true life expectancy is probably 9x8x7x6x5x4x3x2x1 = 362,800 years. What are the odds of that? I must borrow Ms. Bee's tricorder to find out.

At any rate, the experiences she brings to her writing from a Renaissance of diverse accomplishments can fill that number of reading-years.

Nothing odd there at all.

PI 3.1417hub1417hub - Hi! - It's me. I love Π and the circle from which it derives, but really enjoy the circular pie of many flavors even better, 100:1.

Did you know that if you add points around the perimeter of a circle, it becomes even more round? Is that Super-round, do you suppose, or just odd -- I do enjoy the Odd Thomas books by Dean Koontz… Odd Bunson was a photographer in The Cat Who mystery series 400 miles north of everywhere ...

<crackle... snap, crackle, pop!!>

"Mission Control to Odds-Oz Mission, you are overloading the supplemental log bandwidth. Please retreat to designated parameters and eliminate further oddities. Choose Wannabes and continue to next Sector.That is all!"

<radio silence>

Are you ready to play? Let's play. 

Which one of this week's Gender & Relationships nominees is your favorite?

  • 25% Marriage Takes Elbow Grease
  • 2% Here To Stay
  • 14% Why Women Do Not Leave Abusive Situations
  • 4% Chinese wedding
  • 46% Be the Best or Die Laughing Trying
  • 9% Wedding Cake Toppers Guide
56 people have voted in this poll.

This poll is now closed to voting.

Which one of this week's Politics & Social Issues nominees is your favorite?

  • 16% Why Has the Elderly Lost Society's Respect?
  • 16% A Solution to Human Trafficking, Child Prostitution, and Drug Crimes
  • 24% Peanut Butter and Jelly, One Student working to Feed Many
  • 14% Why We Must Preserve Our Linguistic Resources
  • 10% A Libertarian Dictatorship
  • 20% Through the Eyes of a Soldier Afghanistan 2006 Part 1
50 people have voted in this poll.

This poll is now closed to voting.

Which one of this week's Religion & Beliefs nominees is your favorite?

  • 20% Analyse your own dreams
  • 33% Blessings in Disguise are Gifts from the Soul
  • 25% Norway Spiral
  • 15% The Bermuda Triangle's Family of Mystery
  • 5% The Doppelganger of Beacon Hill Park : The Story Behind the Haunting - Part one of a series
  • 3% JOLOTUNDO TEMPLE : A Bath to Make You Rich
40 people have voted in this poll.

This poll is now closed to voting.

To the Next Sector! - Thanks for Voting!

Comments

Hello, hello, profile image

Hello, hello, 2 years ago

To read you hub is such a laugh and joy. It is so fantastically written. Thank you for the pleasure.

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Zsuzsy Bee 2 years ago

PI 3.1417hub1417hub, another successfully completed recording of another important HubNuggets Mission. What could be more important than to determine the various health benefits that can be had from each and every variety of Australian Ale. (maybe the health benefits from All beer and ales world wide....no no better yet universe wide...yeah that's it...) Poor B.T. and Hank...sure makes me proud to call those two selfless heros my friends.

Congrats hubnuggeteers great job on writing these great hub-nugget-wannabes and best of luck on becoming a hubnugget.

security officer Zsuzsy Bee signing off

ps, great hub as always PI 3.1417hub1417hub

pss, blueberry or apple PI? (They're almost ready to come out of the oven)

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 2 years ago

Hello, hello - Good morning! I was hoping to bring a smile or two. Hope your day is a happy one.

Security Officer Ms. Bee - A small slice of each type, perhaps? BT and Hank can join us when they awaken...

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travel_man1971 Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago

SEARCH AND ENJOY!!! That's all we gonna do here to find the best of the best. Congrats, HubNuggeteers!!!

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Shirley Anderson 2 years ago

Well done, Officer Inglish!

I've cast my votes for this week's contest. Now, I must check on Commander Evilpants and Ensign Hank. I'm a little worried, they're acting funny.

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Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 2 years ago

And I think they have hidden ripplemaker somewhere on the ship! - or she is administering first aid...

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ahmadraza212 2 years ago

well done dear very nice

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ripplemaker Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago

HELP! Get me out of here...(banging on the hidden door!) LOL

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RedElf Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Well, it's not hard to see what "ales" those brave lads. I'm sure they used up at least two of my lives when they decided to play Pin The Cat On The Beer Keg. I hope we can find the keys or ripplemaker will miss out on all this great PI - I'll have Apple PI, please.

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MyWebs 2 years ago

Hey I've seen those ancient calculators all over Las Vegas. There are soooo many of them here. Either everyone here is really bad at math or we have a lot of lazy mathematicians living here.

Thanks for another nomination :)

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ladyjane1 Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

Thanks for nominating me again for the same hub didn't know that was possible. Wow didn't know a rant could get this much attention! LOL

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Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 2 years ago

ripplemaker - We're looking for the keys and passcodes now. Someone has stacked a tower of ancient calculators in front of all the doors...

RedElf - Are Pi square or round in the game of Cat and Keg? We must add this to the research project.

MyWebs - So you've seen them too!?! I am not mad in the noonday sun then as some claim...

ladyjane1 - mathematics is so mystical, space is so vast... Congratuations!

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Sage Williams Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Great Job on this hub. I wish I could get my hands on some of that mighty fine Australian Ale. I must say the HubNuggets Team really knows how to party. Cheers! and thank you for nominating my hub, "Blessings is Diguise are Gifts from the Soul!"

I will be hitting the frig soon looking for some Australian Ale and will be off to read and vote.

May a gentle guiding breeze be at your back and guide you home safely.

Sage

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Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks, Sage, and congratulations!

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Pamela99 Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

This was another group of good writers with interesting articles. It is always enjoyable to check out the new members of the Hub group.

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billyaustindillon Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Great stuff - love the Australian Ale :)

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Faybe Bay Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

I voted! There were some difficult choices to make!

Love your writing Patty, as always!

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HubNugget Hank 2 years ago

The Hank has voted. Now the Hank needs to go sleep off all this research!

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Green Lotus Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago

What a super-charged Hubnugget Hub Patty. WoW!! I am well oiled and ready to vote.

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shazwellyn Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

What are you doing to me? This weeks nuggets were AWESOME! I found them all very interesting x

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prettydarkhorse Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

nice am little bit late but articles are all great, thank you!

wordscribe41 2 years ago

Fantastic hubs, wow this is getting to be a lot of work voting. Anyway, I did my due diligence and voted for my four.

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Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks for all the votes!

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Money Glitch Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

Great job Patty! I love your hub, and I'm glad to see that the HubNuggets has been extended to 3 months and is in categories now. However, is it just me, it seems the writers are getting better every week; it getting harder and harder to choose just one. Thanks for all that you do! :)

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emievil 2 years ago

Voted! Kind of hard to choose but I managed :)

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alexandriaruthk 2 years ago

this hub is well written and yhey all deserve to be nominees. Thank you as well for humor and fun!

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ChristyJC 2 years ago

Thank you for the nomination! I feel honored with this being my second time to be nominated for HubNugget! :D This is a wonderful site and community! Thank you everyone for your continued support! You guys are the best! Have a fantastic day all!

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Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks for posting so many comments and continuing the voting frenzy. And to quite some commenters, the writing is very good this week and gets better each new week we see. Congratulations to all the Wannabes.

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rocknrodeogirl 2 years ago

Great hub, and congratulations to all the Hubnugget nominees!! ;)

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Duchess OBlunt Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Very interesting list of hubs. I have read, commented, rated, passed on and voted.

Another good job both in the hub and in the choices offered.

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AEvans Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Goodness I missed these, **sigh** well I am looking forward to the next round.

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Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 2 years ago

Congratulations to all the wannabes and winners! Fantastic job this week by all. Next installment is in preparation now.

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