Broken Resolutions? - The Lighter Side of New Year's

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By Patty Inglish, MS

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(public domain)

New Year's Resolutions

I actually do not make New Year's Resolutions, but choose some goals a few times a year and work in smaller steps to achieve progress.

However, I have a lot of friends that make the Official Resolutions and always break them before February. Some of them become depressed or angry about it, but others take on a sense of humor.

In the email today I received this picture:

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The Sentiment Included with the Photo from Friends:

"To all my friends who sent me best wishes in 2007,

Or promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

It did NOT WORK.

For the New Year,

Could you please just send either

Money, chocolate or Gas vouchers.

Thank you! "

Hilarious!

Happy New Year Everyone!

TOP 14 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS IN THE USA

  1. Lose Weight
  2. Pay Off Debt
  3. Save Money
  4. Get a Better Job
  5. Get Fit
  6. Eat Right
  7. Get a Better Education
  8. Drink Less Alcohol
  9. Quit Smoking Now
  10. Reduce Stress Overall
  11. Reduce Stress at Work
  12. Take a Trip
  13. Volunteer to Help Others
  14. Send Holiday and New Year Health-e-Cards

(As reported by the US Federal Government on gov.com.)

STARTING OVER

Don't be hard on yourself if you have broken your New Year's Resolutions already Here are some tips to follow that can help:

Start Over. Use a more positive approach and find out what disrupted your good intention. Than you have something to work with, so make a new plan.

Skip Some Resolutions. Choose a smaller, more reachable goal with a reasonable time frame. Choose one or two resolutions, not 10. And not all Top 14 listed above.

Pick Your Own. Don;t let your friends or family tell you what to do about resolutions. Everyone should work on themselves, not someone else.

Make a Written Plan. Keep a Log Book. Plan your goals in smaller steps and write them down there, Each smaller achievement you make will drive you forward with new zest. .

Include Your Friends. Use them as accountability partners, but not if they are going to brow beat you about your resolutions. Just stay away from negative people.

Forgive Yourself.Don;t beat yourself up.1,000 years from now, no one is likely going to know anything about your broken resolutions. It won't be in tomorrow's headlines, either. No one has it together 110% of the time. No one!

Celebrate Yourself. You have to like yourself right where you are before you can gain momentum towards your goals. Reward yourself when your shorter-term and intermediate goals are met. Then you can

Party All Year Long!

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Yippeeee!

Yipppeeeee! (Fireworks at Detroit/Windsor; public domain)
Yipppeeeee! (Fireworks at Detroit/Windsor; public domain)

Comments

kpfingaz profile image

kpfingaz 4 years ago

I broke my resolution on Jan 3rd. No big deal.

Cool hub!

Iðunn 4 years ago

cute hub and also quite practical. :)

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Zsuzsy Bee Level 3 Commenter 4 years ago

Patty! It's not nice to make fun of my photograph...

I made a resolution not to make any resolutions , I'm still focused

Hilarious I love the HUB regards Zsuzsy

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Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 4 years ago

I love your photograph Zsuzsy, but I actually found it someplace else. Obviously the one I used was an imposter :) I'm so glad you are keeping your resolute nonresoluitons.

kpfingaz - yep, most people give 'em up!

Iouun - it stated out all fun and took a left turn. Haha. :)

Iðunn 4 years ago

that's the best way. :) I enjoy your Hubs a great deal.

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Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 4 years ago

Thanking you so much. //////////////// (many bows...)

Kenny Wordsmith profile image

Kenny Wordsmith Level 1 Commenter 4 years ago

This is a timely hub, appearing just when people with broken resolutions abound. Thanks, Patty!

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MrMarmalade 4 years ago

Patty I did not make any. Like you I make muine on my Birtday. Not that many either

Thank you for the resovement of all the broken ones.

I like the hippo

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AuraGem 4 years ago

I love the purple slippers in the pic! Could they possibly be cuter AND uglier in one hit! Priceless!

Adore the flow of this hub! A little serious and a little fun! Great!

Smiles and Light

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aanaedwards 4 years ago

Gain Weight !! This has been my resolution from years. But still no success :)

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 4 years ago

Just like life - a little serious and a little fun. Thanks so much for all the fun cooments!

aanaedwards - maybe you will gain weight with a little age, or not. :)

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Whitney05 Level 2 Commenter 4 years ago

That's a cute picture. Ha. I think by including friends and family and doing a group resolution, helps to follow through.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS Hub Author 4 years ago

Yes, a group reolution might work. That's perhaps what company vision planning amounts to I think. That leads to personal vision, personal mission statements, etc. :)

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